"How much money does college cost in America?"
the true meaning of espn
The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed
god i love this show
but the real question is has nemo found himself
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
The top comment on the YouTube video says all you need to know:
me talking about my tv shows
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog
things to say during sex
- gee whiz
- are you feeling it now mister krabs
- shark bait ooh ha ha
- lets win this for mother russia
- whats your gamertag
- getcha head in the game
- PULL THE LEVER KRONK
I’ll bust out laughing and fuck you more if you say these
Heh, you’re straight? Well cooked spaghetti isn’t. Something to think about.
If you… boil a straight person… they turn gay????
you’ve discovered our secret
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.